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I'm here for the princess.
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Without weapons?
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Bitch, I am the weapon.
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Is that right?
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Oh, Robertico.
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Robertico!
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Sorry, hon.
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I'll be black.
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Bro, how long do you plan to stay
in that wet country? Come to Curaçao.
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That with Noella is over and done.
In the past, water under the bridge.
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Hey, I'm alone on the beach here
with 54 lovely ladies.
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And I have only two hands, so get
over here. You're going to thank me.
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So I told that Turkish butcher:
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'Should give me a discount
on that shitty meat of yours.
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Can't imagine why I'm still buying
here, you filthy freeloader.
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Maybe this goes in Afghanistan
or whatever the capital of Turkey is.
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But if we're honest,
this entire bloody shop of yours...
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is all paid for with my tax money.'
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Started moaning, this guy.
Called his son over.
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Bleating on about halal meat.
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So I said: 'I know you nicked it.
Won't have come by it honestly.
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And yet you have the gall to charge
these prices? Daylight robbery.'
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Good day to you, ladies.
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Just jump over that railing.
Put an end to your misery. And ours.
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Sorry, I need to get to work.
- Hear that? Work?
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You've never done any honest work.
Community service doesn't count.
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I've never seen you go anywhere.
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I need to keep an eye on you.
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If it wasn't for us,
you'd have stolen the lot here.
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Career criminal.
- Have a nice day.
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The whole country's going down
the drain. Wankhammer.
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Holy shit.
- What, what?
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Calm down.
- What?
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Holy, I'd almost topped you.
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You gave me such a fright.
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Hang on. We haven't...?
- We certainly have.
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Donny, we did it all.
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I knew white boys were naughty.
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But you? You are downright dirty.
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I gave you my black rose yesterday
and you humped it hard, 7 times.
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That's impossible.
- I couldn't believe it either.
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It was your dream come true:
To be in bed with Judeska.
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My worst nightmare.
- What was that?
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Hello, you were not that good.
Vexatious.
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Not good? I'm Tony.
Tony fuckin' Junior.
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And every woman knows:
Mi piace la figa rasata.
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Coño, what are you blabbing about?
Cut the crap, Berlusconi.
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My lips down below don't
want Italian. They want Arabic.
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I'm taking a shower and after that
I'm expecting my main dish. So scoot.
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Your main dish?
- Did no one tell you?
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You're just my starter.
My main dish is John Williams.
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My desert is also a blast.
Badr Hari.
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Bye now.
When I'm done, you're gone.
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Double Date Deal.
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Double Date Deal.
- No thanks.
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Double Date...
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Double Date Deal. Super yummy.
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Double Date Deal.
- Weirdo.
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Double Date Deal. Double...
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Double Date Deal.
Double Date, for you.
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Oh, Ram Ram. How can you
already be here?
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Where are the flyers?
You threw them away?
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Now nobody is going to come
to see my pretty heart.
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You want to destroy my reputation.
Afraid to put in the work.
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Hello, this spot is just for people
with handicaps.
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What kind of an opportunist are you?
Shame on you.
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One thing I really can't stand
is people with antisocialism.
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I'm so sorry.
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Auntie?
- Shh.
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You want to destroy me,
but I shall overcome.
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You're all going back to
jungle jungle land, the lot of you.
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Why, I ask you. Why?
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Always the same faces
at the NY Fashion Show.
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Don't they get tired of Kim
Kardashian, or Kylie Jenner?
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You know what there's missing?
- Ma'am?
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Judeska. 'Ladies and gentlemens,
here is Judeska!'
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And the crowd goes 'whaaaaaahhhh!!!'
- Ma'am?
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What do you want?
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We'd like the Double Date Deal.
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But with tofu instead of chicken.
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And quinoa instead of fries.
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And can you do the milkshake
with soy milk?
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Listen Frodo,
you're in a chicken restaurant.
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We have chicken that's chicken
and milkshakes that are milkshakes.
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Soy milk! Ever seen a soy bean
with udders?
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Ever seen a soybean that looked
at you and said: Mooooooh?
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Did you?
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Vexatious!
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What about the rolls?
Do they have gluten?
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What about the rolls?
What about the rolls?
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Read the menu. We have pickles,
we have tomato and we have onions.
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Kofi, this scarecrow here
wants to know if we have...
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Gluten.
- Glutin.
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Gluten.
- Right. Don't mumble.
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So. A roll with gluten.
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We don't serve gluten with our rolls.
- Told you. We're out.
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What's up, Robertico? You seem sad.
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It's nothing. Is my order done
so I can go?
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You're still thinking about her,
right? You should stop that.
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You have to let go of things.
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Judeska.
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Judeska.
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Hey, hello. Coño, wake up.
Where are the Double Date napkins?
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The head office forgot to send them.
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Do I really need to do everything
myself around here?
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Ma'am, I sincerely hope your chickens
are not battery chickens...
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but good free-range chickens.
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People like you must realise that you
cannot go on taking from our planet.
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People like me?
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Do you realise your clothes
are made by little kids in India?
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And the lipstick you put on
so lavishly...
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is most likely tested on monkeys?
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What did you say?
My lipstick is for monkeys?
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No. No, that's not what he meant.
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We are woke.
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How would you explain?
- Awake.
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We see the world for what it is.
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So you see the world?
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Now you see birdies.
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Here I come, with eco chickens.
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What's this? These are live chickens.
We ordered veggie burgers.
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You know, this is vegetarian chicken.
They only eat glass.
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Glass?
- Gleen glass.
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They're vegetarian chickens.
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Get them out of here. If the RSPCA
sees this, we're in trouble.
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Before you know it, I'll be deported.
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Kofi, no problem. Look,
I have everything you need.
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Passport, credit card.
Certificate of good conduct.
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Hey Nolti, you like Marco?
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You like Marco?
- What?
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Marco Borsato?
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He has a major concert today.
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A big show at the Gelredome.
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He's back with Leontien.
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Tickets for you: 200 euros.
- 150.
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250.
- 225.
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300.
- Sold.
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Deal.
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Hot off the press.
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Hey, Autumn. Hello?
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When you're done fluttering,
could you close the door?
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My pussy's catching a cold.
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Vexatious.
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A very good afternoon to you.
Can you get us the Double Date Deal?
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Kofi, do me a Double Date Deal
for Sjors and Sjimmie here.
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Do you know where
we might reach the owner?
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Why? Are you looking for a job?
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We sell chicks here,
we don't hire them.
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Let me take some pictures.
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That'll be 49.95.
- Sorry, but isn't that a bit much?
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9.95 for the Double Date
and 40 euros for the photos.
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But if you make it 100,
I will send you a few extra pics.
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Via Snapchat.
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Don't bother. Here's 50 euros.
Have a nice day.
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Let's go.
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Already picked your coffin?
- Why? It's just a cold.
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Just a cold, he says. Just a cold.
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You sound like you only have
three months left.
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I'll have seven cartons.
- Seven?
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I'm cutting down.
Don't want to end up like you.
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I'm down to one carton a day.
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What's that shit there?
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Cruise Scratch.
- What?
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You can win a cruise. For 5 euro.
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Why not? Maybe I'll get
my money's worth.
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Taxman's bleeding me dry.
Here we go. Fingers crossed.
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Nothing.
- No, of course not.
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Nothing.
- No.
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And...You don't say! Flippin' hell.
I've won a cruise.
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Good afternoon.
How may I help you?
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I'm here to see Zoë van Straalen.
Is she in?
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How may I help you?
- Good afternoon.
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Is Zoë van Straalen in?
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Mr de Vries has a Daddy day.
He's back tomorrow.
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No, I'm here to see Zoë...
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Best to email him.
Do you have his address?
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But... This is...
- How may I help you?
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How may I help you?
- I see...
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How may I help you?
Sir? Hello.
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Zoë! Ms Van Straalen.
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I found your folder. You left it.
- How did you get this?
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I thought it might be important,
so I brought it over.
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You have no idea. This is
three weeks of due diligence.
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Yeah, do...
- Saves me a lot of work.
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Zoë, we have a meeting now.
- Daniel, this is...
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Oh, Robertico. Robertico Florentina.
- Daniel Zuyderwijck.
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Mr Florentina found my folder
and brought it back.
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Thanks for that.
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Do you work at F.C. Kip?
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Yeah, I do all due things there.
So that everything runs smoothly.
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Do you happen to know
who owns F.C. Kip?
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Sure. I know him very well.
We are super close.
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We've been looking for him
for some time.
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It's a complex legal construct.
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The due diligence shows the holding
operates via Jersey and the Caymans
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and offshore on Curaçao.
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So if you know how we can get
in touch with who owns it...
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that would make me super happy.
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I think the owner
is super glad you found him.
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How do you know?
- It's you.
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Excuse me?
- You're the owner of F.C. Kip.
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You guys are sharp.
- Are you the owner?
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Sure. I am the owner of F.C. Kip.
- Guys!
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We found him. Right here.
We found him.
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The owner of F.C. Kip.
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Me. The owner of F.C. Kip.
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Bro, what should I do?
I said I was the owner.
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Bro, relax. You are who you are.
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You should have seen her. So pretty.
A lawyer. I got carried away.
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Just stick to the story
that you're the boss.
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Rich and pretty lawyers don't do it
with low-life delivery boys. Come on.
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Do as I do.
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You know?
- Hey.
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What are you doing with my daughter?
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He's the guy who rents out
those fake bungalows.
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Bungalows? I thought you were
a film producer.
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I'll see you tonight, dushi.
You have the part.
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Dad! I have the part!
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Norwin? Shit.
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Let me guess.
She was even uglier up close.
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Auntie...
- She is mental anyway.
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She was cross-eyed.
Cyclops, cyclops.
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Good riddance. Too ugly.
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It's Zoë.
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Hey, that's quick.
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Sure. I can make it.
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What's the address?
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Hilligersberg? Sure I do.
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I know where it is. I go there
all the time with deliveries.
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I have stuff delivered there
to my customers.
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Okay, I'll see you there. Excellent.
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Coño, talk to me. What did she say?
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She's having a BBQ. She invited me.
To her parents' house.
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She wants to get to know me.
- I told you. Mental.
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It's tonight. What should I wear?
She's a lawyer.
239
00:19:38,084 --> 00:19:43,334
She's a lawyer called Zoë
and she lives at Hilligersberg?
240
00:19:43,459 --> 00:19:47,584
Coño, she's 100% adopted.
241
00:19:47,709 --> 00:19:51,209
Better bring something
white people like to eat.
242
00:19:51,334 --> 00:19:56,042
Russian salad
243
00:20:04,584 --> 00:20:06,001
Hello?
244
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,834
Hello?
245
00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:15,334
Hello, Mrs Van Straalen.
Nice to meet you.
246
00:20:15,459 --> 00:20:20,584
Robertico Florentina. Thank you for
inviting me to your home for the BBQ.
247
00:20:20,709 --> 00:20:24,084
The first time I saw Zoë,
I said to myself:
248
00:20:24,209 --> 00:20:27,626
She's so charming.
Wonder where she gets it from.
249
00:20:27,751 --> 00:20:30,667
And I walk in here
and I look at you...
250
00:20:30,792 --> 00:20:35,501
and I'm thinking, yes,
that's where she gets it from.
251
00:20:37,334 --> 00:20:42,042
Oh, here you go. Could you take that
to the kitchen, please? Thank you.
252
00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:44,501
Did I say how lovely your home is?
253
00:20:44,626 --> 00:20:49,001
That can only be achieved
by someone with good taste.
254
00:20:49,876 --> 00:20:52,376
This is Martha. Our housekeeper.
255
00:20:53,792 --> 00:20:57,501
She only speaks Polish. No Dutch.
256
00:20:59,376 --> 00:21:01,459
She is Polish?
257
00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:06,584
So then you are the mother.
258
00:21:06,709 --> 00:21:09,126
Of course you are.
259
00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:11,667
Mama. You can tell.
260
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,917
You are Zoë's mother.
I knew instantly.
261
00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:17,667
Because Zoë is not a....
262
00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:26,542
Can you take this to the kitchen?
263
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:30,209
Put it on the plate.
Don't plaster the walls with it.
264
00:21:30,334 --> 00:21:32,334
They plaster everything...
265
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:35,792
That's a Polish joke.
266
00:21:37,251 --> 00:21:39,209
Is Zoë in?
267
00:21:39,334 --> 00:21:43,709
Hey, Robertico. You've already
met my mum, I see.
268
00:21:44,751 --> 00:21:48,917
So glad you could come.
- Thanks for having me. Nice house.
269
00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:52,334
Dad? This is the owner
of F.C. Kip.
270
00:21:52,459 --> 00:21:55,042
Hello, sir.
- So you're the chicken king.
271
00:21:55,167 --> 00:21:56,459
I am.
272
00:21:56,584 --> 00:22:00,584
Joachim van Straalen.
- Robertico Florentina. How do you do?
273
00:22:00,709 --> 00:22:01,792
What?
274
00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:04,084
Robertico Florentina, sir.
275
00:22:04,209 --> 00:22:08,209
Florentina? From Curaçao?
- Yes, sir.
276
00:22:08,334 --> 00:22:10,084
Really?
277
00:22:10,209 --> 00:22:14,542
Ladies and gentlemen, we have
an Anitllean here who is on time.
278
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,376
Dad!
- You're all right, son.
279
00:22:18,501 --> 00:22:20,459
But how can you think...
280
00:22:20,584 --> 00:22:23,876
Antilleans know more about chicken
than the Surinamese?
281
00:22:24,001 --> 00:22:26,417
We're fed chicken
in our baby bottles.
282
00:22:27,917 --> 00:22:32,001
Sir, with all due respect:
We already eat chicken in the womb.
283
00:22:32,126 --> 00:22:34,959
Our sperm is made of chicken.
284
00:22:39,042 --> 00:22:42,792
I didn't know your dad was so funny.
- Here, taste this.
285
00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:51,709
That's really good.
- Told you so.
286
00:22:51,834 --> 00:22:54,751
Wait, sir. Listen.
- What now?
287
00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:58,459
You can't go out without a coat.
This needs a coat.
288
00:23:08,376 --> 00:23:11,167
There. Coat's ready.
Go ahead and taste it.
289
00:23:22,959 --> 00:23:26,292
You don't understand Surinamese?
- No. Sorry, sir.
290
00:23:26,417 --> 00:23:29,959
I went to market and saw a chicken
with seven children.
291
00:23:30,084 --> 00:23:31,834
One with long legs.
292
00:23:31,959 --> 00:23:33,667
One with a big beak.
293
00:23:33,792 --> 00:23:36,959
One with a fat butt
and that's the one I grabbed.
294
00:23:57,626 --> 00:24:01,834
Your parents are great.
Especially your dad.
295
00:24:01,959 --> 00:24:05,584
That man is just... He's so funny.
296
00:24:05,709 --> 00:24:08,417
He won't let up
about how good your sauce is.
297
00:24:08,542 --> 00:24:10,126
Sorry.
298
00:24:10,251 --> 00:24:13,584
It's nice to see
how proud he is of you.
299
00:24:13,709 --> 00:24:15,001
And rightly so.
300
00:24:15,126 --> 00:24:18,334
I may become a partner in the firm.
301
00:24:18,459 --> 00:24:21,751
Imagine what he'll say.
- Partner? You don't say. Really?
302
00:24:21,876 --> 00:24:26,084
Wow. Look at you go.
303
00:24:26,209 --> 00:24:28,417
Playing with the big boys.
- Yup.
304
00:24:28,542 --> 00:24:31,001
You know all about that, of course.
305
00:24:31,126 --> 00:24:36,251
Yeah. Yeah. That's what I am.
One of the big boys.
306
00:24:36,376 --> 00:24:39,084
Big fat chickens, all day long.
307
00:24:44,209 --> 00:24:45,792
I'll see you soon.
308
00:24:47,542 --> 00:24:48,959
Really?
309
00:24:51,459 --> 00:24:54,376
Why don't you stop by
the office tomorrow?
310
00:24:57,292 --> 00:24:58,709
Sure.
311
00:24:59,876 --> 00:25:01,292
See you tomorrow.
312
00:25:16,292 --> 00:25:20,501
Hello, are you camping out here?
Let me pass.
313
00:25:20,626 --> 00:25:21,751
Is she mad?
314
00:25:21,876 --> 00:25:25,501
It's like a bloody market place.
- Here comes the witch.
315
00:25:28,084 --> 00:25:29,751
Hello, baklava.
316
00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:33,001
If you speak Dutch,
we can all have a laugh.
317
00:25:33,126 --> 00:25:34,959
And laugh we will.
318
00:25:35,084 --> 00:25:39,292
I'm going on a trip and I understand
you can sew this together?
319
00:25:39,417 --> 00:25:41,792
Ma'am, we can sew anything.
320
00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:44,834
I sew. My brother sews.
321
00:25:44,959 --> 00:25:46,334
Big sewer, me.
322
00:25:46,459 --> 00:25:51,626
People always asking, please.
Please Ahmet, you sew me.
323
00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:54,042
Sometimes I dead tired.
324
00:25:54,167 --> 00:25:57,459
But I sew. Customer is king, ma'am.
325
00:25:57,584 --> 00:26:00,001
When I sew, everybody very happy.
326
00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:03,084
I sew quick and fast.
327
00:26:03,209 --> 00:26:05,459
So people say, Ahmet...
328
00:26:05,584 --> 00:26:07,542
How long will you jabber on?
329
00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:12,042
Do I have to listen to all episodes
of Lord of the Turks? Bloody hell.
330
00:26:12,167 --> 00:26:15,376
It's a simple question.
Can you sew this or not?
331
00:26:15,501 --> 00:26:18,001
What is this?
- Listen, Ataturk.
332
00:26:18,126 --> 00:26:20,959
Use your eyes. It's a bikini,
isn't that obvious?
333
00:26:21,084 --> 00:26:26,251
Ma'am. No can do, ma'am.
This is too revealing. It's haram.
334
00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:32,292
Oh, I get it. It's too revealing.
Giving you funny thoughts, is it?
335
00:26:32,417 --> 00:26:35,376
Squirting your garlic sauce
on my döner meat.
336
00:26:35,501 --> 00:26:38,209
That's what you want?
1001-nighting with me?
337
00:26:38,334 --> 00:26:42,209
Ain't gonna happen. Keep on dreaming
in that sandcastle of yours.
338
00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:45,709
Just get a move on.
- But how? How, ma'am?
339
00:26:45,834 --> 00:26:49,084
Get a move on.
On your flying carpet.
340
00:26:49,209 --> 00:26:52,001
Done. Feast your eyes.
341
00:26:52,126 --> 00:26:55,376
You won't get this
from Fatima or Khadija Arib.
342
00:26:55,501 --> 00:26:57,209
I'm having a heart attack.
343
00:26:57,334 --> 00:27:00,334
Call an ambulance, I'm dying.
I'm dying.
344
00:27:11,834 --> 00:27:13,584
How may I help you?
345
00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:18,626
Sir? Hello, sir?
How may I help you?
346
00:27:18,751 --> 00:27:23,959
Robertico Florentina.
You shouldn't have. How sweet.
347
00:27:24,084 --> 00:27:27,001
But...
- No, I get who they're for.
348
00:27:27,126 --> 00:27:29,834
Good to see you.
Let me show you round.
349
00:27:29,959 --> 00:27:34,126
That's Litigations, that's Civil Law
and we're through there.
350
00:27:34,251 --> 00:27:36,751
Look who's there. I'll be right back.
351
00:27:36,876 --> 00:27:38,376
Hey.
- Hey.
352
00:27:38,501 --> 00:27:41,959
Are those for me?
- To thank you for a great night.
353
00:27:42,084 --> 00:27:46,084
Yes, it was great.
And good of you to come in today.
354
00:27:46,209 --> 00:27:47,667
Sure.
355
00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:50,334
I think it's important
to be honest with you.
356
00:27:50,459 --> 00:27:54,459
I invited you yesterday for a reason.
- Okay.
357
00:27:57,709 --> 00:28:00,084
We want to buy F.C. Kip.
358
00:28:02,459 --> 00:28:04,417
From whom?
- From you.
359
00:28:05,459 --> 00:28:10,251
You're joking. You don't really want
to buy F.C. Kip from me. Right?
360
00:28:10,376 --> 00:28:13,792
Welcome to the big boys.
Make yourself comfortable.
361
00:28:15,084 --> 00:28:18,459
Just a minute. Time out, all right?
Just to be clear.
362
00:28:18,584 --> 00:28:20,501
Who wants to buy what from whom?
363
00:28:20,626 --> 00:28:24,542
Our client Wicked Chicken
wants to buy F.C. Kip from you.
364
00:28:25,792 --> 00:28:31,167
Robertico, that you just walked in
after all this time was a miracle.
365
00:28:32,501 --> 00:28:36,584
Wicked Chicken wants to make F.C. Kip
its first European franchise.
366
00:28:39,542 --> 00:28:44,501
So what do we do?
Do we close the deal or not?
367
00:28:45,501 --> 00:28:49,667
Robertico?
- Yes. Let's do it.
368
00:28:49,792 --> 00:28:52,251
Let's just close the deal.
369
00:28:52,376 --> 00:28:55,751
Now we're talking.
Who is your representative?
370
00:28:55,876 --> 00:28:58,709
Sorry, what?
- Who's your lawyer?
371
00:28:59,917 --> 00:29:05,459
Norwin. Of Norwin.
And Norwin and Norwin. And sons.
372
00:29:05,584 --> 00:29:09,417
They're in Curaçao.
- Funny. I have a house there.
373
00:29:09,542 --> 00:29:12,334
Mail me their contact details
and I'll draw up the forms.
374
00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:15,084
Also, I'll set up a meeting
with the owner.
375
00:29:15,209 --> 00:29:19,584
Plus, your crew gets a tour of
the Wicked Chicken training facility.
376
00:29:19,709 --> 00:29:22,167
And I'll book us two rooms
in The Grand.
377
00:29:22,292 --> 00:29:25,542
Wait. Do I need to come with?
378
00:29:25,667 --> 00:29:29,251
This is going so fast.
I don't think that's good.
379
00:29:29,376 --> 00:29:33,251
Wicked Chicken insists we all come.
The tickets have been bought.
380
00:29:33,376 --> 00:29:35,126
Tickets?
381
00:29:36,126 --> 00:29:38,292
Where is this facility exactly?
382
00:29:59,334 --> 00:30:02,959
Don't touch. It's kangaroo leather,
from Turkey.
383
00:30:03,084 --> 00:30:06,251
I need help. A business class
ticket to New York.
384
00:30:06,376 --> 00:30:08,376
That's very expensive.
385
00:30:08,501 --> 00:30:10,959
You have to help me.
I have no money.
386
00:30:11,084 --> 00:30:15,167
You so funny. You want
business class ticket, but no money.
387
00:30:15,292 --> 00:30:18,251
I also need a hotel suite.
I really need you.
388
00:30:18,376 --> 00:30:22,751
Right. Business class ticket,
hotel suite. But no money.
389
00:30:22,876 --> 00:30:26,542
They think I'm the boss.
You must help me. It's important.
390
00:30:26,667 --> 00:30:28,876
Important?
- Really important.
391
00:30:29,001 --> 00:30:32,751
My friend, listen.
Ping Ping is going to help you.
392
00:30:32,876 --> 00:30:36,751
You do small thing for me,
I do big thing for you.
393
00:30:36,876 --> 00:30:39,751
Free. For big boss.
394
00:30:46,042 --> 00:30:48,376
Wicked Chicken.
395
00:30:51,501 --> 00:30:55,959
Here we go. Wicked Chicken.
396
00:31:05,376 --> 00:31:09,001
Is that your stuff?
Are you alone in the world?
397
00:31:09,126 --> 00:31:14,501
I swear, I really hate people
who have no consideration for others.
398
00:31:14,626 --> 00:31:16,459
I swear.
- Hey.
399
00:31:16,584 --> 00:31:21,751
Here we go. Wicked Chicken.
400
00:31:21,876 --> 00:31:25,001
A dream come true. I'm going
to the promised land.
401
00:31:25,126 --> 00:31:29,334
And maybe meet the president.
He'll say, 'Hello, Rajesh.'
402
00:31:29,459 --> 00:31:34,126
And I'll say, 'Hello, Mr President.'
We'll say hello.
403
00:31:34,251 --> 00:31:39,542
He'll say, 'Rajesh, I need a manager
for my kitchen in the White House.'
404
00:31:39,667 --> 00:31:42,751
He'll say, 'The job is yours.'
- What job?
405
00:31:42,876 --> 00:31:46,542
The only job you'll get
is that of cab driver.
406
00:31:46,667 --> 00:31:51,084
Cab driver? You talking to me?
- Nobody talks to you. Vexatious.
407
00:31:51,209 --> 00:31:54,334
I'm talking to you.
- Don't know what's up with you.
408
00:31:54,459 --> 00:31:58,459
The only one getting a manager today
is me.
409
00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:02,334
Judeska is going to
make it big in New York.
410
00:32:02,459 --> 00:32:04,709
a week earlier
411
00:32:04,834 --> 00:32:09,126
I'm going to New York
to be the star of the Fashion Show.
412
00:32:09,251 --> 00:32:11,209
See that mug?
413
00:32:11,334 --> 00:32:14,626
Her face. Looks like a donkey's arse.
414
00:32:16,376 --> 00:32:20,751
You, Ibrahim Tatlises.
Shut your trap, dickface.
415
00:32:26,417 --> 00:32:30,917
Focus. I need a dress
for the catwalk.
416
00:32:31,042 --> 00:32:32,834
Catcall?
417
00:32:34,126 --> 00:32:36,917
Bro, what's with this country?
418
00:32:37,042 --> 00:32:39,001
All these catcalls.
419
00:32:39,126 --> 00:32:43,084
Ankara, no catcalls.
Istanbul, no catcalls.
420
00:32:43,209 --> 00:32:44,834
Bodrum, no catcalls.
421
00:32:44,959 --> 00:32:47,376
Wat my brother says. No catcalls.
422
00:32:47,501 --> 00:32:49,834
But lots of couscous and kebab.
423
00:32:49,959 --> 00:32:53,917
I don't know what your point
is, but focus on my lips:
424
00:32:54,042 --> 00:32:58,792
I need a dress for the catwalk.
425
00:32:58,917 --> 00:33:03,084
No problem. I will make for you
very pretty dress...
426
00:33:03,209 --> 00:33:05,126
for catcalls.
427
00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:06,876
Waterproof.
428
00:33:09,792 --> 00:33:12,626
Take a picture. Here I come.
429
00:33:12,751 --> 00:33:16,126
Ma'am, could you please stop walking
up and down the aisle?
430
00:33:16,251 --> 00:33:17,792
Who are you talking to?
431
00:33:17,917 --> 00:33:20,626
I want to write in my diary in peace.
432
00:33:20,751 --> 00:33:23,417
Listen, Anne Frank. I'm warning you.
433
00:33:23,542 --> 00:33:26,251
I'm on holiday and I want some peace.
434
00:33:26,376 --> 00:33:28,417
You want peace?
- Yes.
435
00:33:28,542 --> 00:33:30,917
I want peace.
436
00:33:31,042 --> 00:33:33,667
Rest in peace.
Vexatious.
437
00:33:33,792 --> 00:33:37,001
Robertico, where are you?
We're about to leave.
438
00:33:37,126 --> 00:33:42,751
I'm sorry, but I'm really ill.
My temperature is 298.
439
00:33:42,876 --> 00:33:46,542
That sounds like you're dying,
Robertico.
440
00:33:46,667 --> 00:33:50,126
Go to the hospital.
- Gimme, gimme.
441
00:33:50,251 --> 00:33:52,876
Listen, I don't trust you
in my house.
442
00:33:53,001 --> 00:33:58,251
Touch nothing. If you move a hair,
I'll stab you in the neck. Twice.
443
00:33:58,376 --> 00:34:02,584
And stay away from my nightstand.
- Why?
444
00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:07,542
Why? Just do it, and you'll know why.
Do it and smell your fingers.
445
00:34:17,001 --> 00:34:19,792
Sir, we watch things using our...?
446
00:34:19,917 --> 00:34:21,292
That's right.
447
00:34:23,417 --> 00:34:25,876
Hey, waiter. Come here.
448
00:34:26,792 --> 00:34:28,667
Ma'am?
- This thing is broken.
449
00:34:28,792 --> 00:34:31,667
It's broken?
- It won't slide back.
450
00:34:31,792 --> 00:34:34,167
It won't slide back?
- Are you on repeat?
451
00:34:34,292 --> 00:34:36,542
The chair won't go flat.
452
00:34:36,667 --> 00:34:40,626
That's right. Only the chairs
in business class go full flat.
453
00:34:49,001 --> 00:34:52,001
Like at the dentist's,
without the dentist.
454
00:34:52,126 --> 00:34:57,251
You can do it too. Just press
the buttons and you can go flat out.
455
00:34:57,376 --> 00:35:00,126
Your first time in business class?
456
00:35:00,251 --> 00:35:02,251
Me? No, not at all.
457
00:35:02,376 --> 00:35:06,459
I fly... I fly business all the time.
458
00:35:06,584 --> 00:35:11,459
I thought, for you. You don't seem
like someone who flies business...
459
00:35:11,584 --> 00:35:14,501
Hello, sir. What can I get you?
460
00:35:14,626 --> 00:35:17,751
A toastie. Do you have a toastie?
461
00:35:17,876 --> 00:35:21,167
A toastie? I'm afraid
that's not on our menu.
462
00:35:21,292 --> 00:35:24,459
I can, however, recommend
the caviar blinis.
463
00:35:25,626 --> 00:35:27,417
Caviar?
464
00:35:29,542 --> 00:35:32,209
Did you hear what
the conductor just said?
465
00:35:32,334 --> 00:35:35,292
What's next? Champagne?
466
00:35:35,417 --> 00:35:38,376
Pretending they have
them Michel stars?
467
00:35:38,501 --> 00:35:41,251
We have a choice of three champaigns.
468
00:35:42,584 --> 00:35:45,751
Hi, Robertico.
- Hey.
469
00:35:45,876 --> 00:35:48,876
Bring me your most expensive
champaign.
470
00:35:49,001 --> 00:35:50,584
Hold the bubbles.
471
00:35:56,542 --> 00:36:01,876
Christ, shiver me nipples. Look
at that. It's the bleedin' Titanic.
472
00:36:02,001 --> 00:36:05,376
You should count yourself so lucky
I'm paying for you.
473
00:36:05,501 --> 00:36:07,542
No need to mention it.
474
00:36:07,667 --> 00:36:12,501
This is going to be great.
Free of foreigners for a few days.
475
00:36:12,626 --> 00:36:14,584
Oh, hello.
- Ma'am?
476
00:36:14,709 --> 00:36:18,084
Gerrie van Vliet. And I'm bringing
my neighbour.
477
00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:21,459
I'm paying for her.
So no need to charge her.
478
00:36:21,584 --> 00:36:23,709
All expenses are on me.
- How nice.
479
00:36:23,834 --> 00:36:26,209
Treat yourselves
to a drink at the bar.
480
00:36:26,334 --> 00:36:28,501
Naturally. Paid enough for it.
481
00:36:31,834 --> 00:36:35,167
Away, neighbour.
We must get out of here.
482
00:36:35,292 --> 00:36:38,501
Code black.
- Excuse me?
483
00:36:38,626 --> 00:36:41,792
Code black!
- Sorry, I don't understand?
484
00:36:41,917 --> 00:36:45,667
They inflected the organisation.
485
00:36:45,792 --> 00:36:47,709
I don't know what you mean.
486
00:36:47,834 --> 00:36:50,876
The Pirates of the Caribbean.
487
00:36:51,001 --> 00:36:52,542
Johnny Depp.
488
00:36:53,459 --> 00:36:56,542
Hello? Them pirates?
489
00:36:56,667 --> 00:37:00,792
Oh, for crying out loud, man.
Are you blind?
490
00:37:00,917 --> 00:37:03,667
Get on the phone and call the police.
491
00:37:03,792 --> 00:37:07,751
Look! They'll hurt us.
- No, ma'am. That's the captain.
492
00:37:07,876 --> 00:37:10,334
What did he just say? The captain?
493
00:37:10,459 --> 00:37:13,501
Good afternoon, ladies.
Welcome aboard my ship.
494
00:37:13,626 --> 00:37:15,251
On my ship, he says.
495
00:37:15,376 --> 00:37:18,376
Listen here, Captain Iglo.
- Ma'am!
496
00:37:18,501 --> 00:37:23,251
You're not sailing me to Paramaribo
on this here boat.
497
00:37:23,376 --> 00:37:27,584
Luring me to a cabin
and trying funny stuff with me.
498
00:37:27,709 --> 00:37:29,167
What are you talking about?
499
00:37:29,292 --> 00:37:31,917
You're not getting any
of my roast beef.
500
00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:36,626
This one here's a different story.
She's been involved with lover boys.
501
00:37:36,751 --> 00:37:40,251
Try it on with her and you'll get
a tsunami. But not from me.
502
00:37:40,376 --> 00:37:42,417
Let's go before he tries anything.
503
00:37:42,542 --> 00:37:45,917
You had a hip operation.
You're too fragile. Come on.
504
00:37:54,959 --> 00:37:56,376
Sir?
505
00:37:57,292 --> 00:37:59,959
Oh, right. Of course.
506
00:38:00,084 --> 00:38:02,792
Just a moment. Let me...
507
00:38:04,792 --> 00:38:06,334
I only have a fifty.
508
00:38:06,459 --> 00:38:08,626
You don't have to pay here.
509
00:38:08,751 --> 00:38:10,792
No, of course not.
510
00:38:10,917 --> 00:38:14,542
But when I fly business,
which I do all the time...
511
00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:16,959
I always like to tip.
Although I don't need to.
512
00:38:17,084 --> 00:38:19,417
It's not needed.
- It isn't.
513
00:38:19,542 --> 00:38:22,251
But it is very kind of you.
514
00:38:23,376 --> 00:38:25,876
Thank you.
- Hello.
515
00:38:26,001 --> 00:38:30,459
What are you doing here?
- Hello, I'm Ling Ling.
516
00:38:30,584 --> 00:38:35,459
I'm Robertico's secretary.
- I didn't know you were bringing her?
517
00:38:35,584 --> 00:38:38,751
Nice to meet you, Beyoncé.
518
00:38:39,917 --> 00:38:42,667
This is my big boss.
He's always busy.
519
00:38:42,792 --> 00:38:46,417
So tense.
He shouldn't stress so much.
520
00:38:46,542 --> 00:38:48,792
Nice to have someone
who looks out for you.
521
00:38:48,917 --> 00:38:52,459
He makes mess.
I have to suck it all up.
522
00:38:52,584 --> 00:38:55,084
With my vacuum cleaner.
523
00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:59,834
I'm going back to my seat.
See you later.
524
00:38:59,959 --> 00:39:03,084
See you. I need to have a chat
with my secretary.
525
00:39:04,209 --> 00:39:05,709
What are you doing here?
526
00:39:05,834 --> 00:39:11,417
Robertico. It is me. Ping Ping.
- I can see that. Why are you here?
527
00:39:11,542 --> 00:39:15,667
My friend, we're doing a job.
Quid pro quo. Remember?
528
00:39:18,084 --> 00:39:21,917
Hey, girlie. Do we have
the same hairdresser?
529
00:39:26,542 --> 00:39:30,876
I have everything. I'm out of here.
- Judeska, where are you going?
530
00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:34,626
Hello, I need to get my nails done.
And buy new heels.
531
00:39:34,751 --> 00:39:37,626
Why in the name of Shiva
do you need heels?
532
00:39:37,751 --> 00:39:41,209
For the Fashion Show.
Hello, why do you think we're here?
533
00:39:41,334 --> 00:39:44,542
Oh, no. No, no.
We're here to work.
534
00:39:44,667 --> 00:39:47,376
We're off to work at Wicked Chicken.
535
00:39:48,459 --> 00:39:51,917
Hey Mango Chutney, you're off
to work for Wicked Chicken.
536
00:39:52,042 --> 00:39:56,792
You really think I flew eight hours
to go and fry chicken?
537
00:39:56,917 --> 00:40:00,751
I don't think so.
Kawasaki to you.
538
00:40:00,876 --> 00:40:03,084
Judeska, wait for us.
539
00:40:03,209 --> 00:40:07,917
Sure, just leave. You always
run away from difficulties.
540
00:40:08,042 --> 00:40:09,959
Amidar Badjar always says:
541
00:40:10,084 --> 00:40:13,876
You won't cross the sea
by staring at the water.
542
00:40:14,001 --> 00:40:18,834
So bad. Running off like that.
So mean.
543
00:40:47,209 --> 00:40:50,334
Oh, look. It's that green woman
with the torch.
544
00:40:50,459 --> 00:40:53,751
Cool. I'm taking pictures
of everything.
545
00:40:55,709 --> 00:41:00,042
This is the seventh dick pic he sent.
What does Tony want from me?
546
00:41:00,167 --> 00:41:04,042
Show me? Wow, that's one big cobra.
547
00:41:04,167 --> 00:41:06,876
I didn't know white men
could be so...
548
00:41:07,001 --> 00:41:09,542
Give me that. Rude.
549
00:41:23,376 --> 00:41:26,417
Are you comfy? You too, girl?
550
00:41:26,542 --> 00:41:28,501
Big boss likes limousines.
551
00:41:28,626 --> 00:41:32,751
Always limos.
Isn't that right, big boss?
552
00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:38,292
I say.
- Yeah, that's me. Always.
553
00:41:39,542 --> 00:41:42,292
Won't travel unless there's a limo.
554
00:41:42,417 --> 00:41:47,459
That's right. Big boss
has very big limousine.
555
00:41:50,417 --> 00:41:52,376
Let me get a whiff of New York.
556
00:41:53,334 --> 00:41:55,417
Hello, New York.
557
00:42:06,917 --> 00:42:09,709
I need to eat.
I'm starting to hear things.
558
00:42:09,834 --> 00:42:12,126
Thank you, hotdog boy.
559
00:42:18,209 --> 00:42:22,584
See that ugly giraffe?
That's Robin Hollister.
560
00:42:22,709 --> 00:42:25,542
Do you know her?
- No.
561
00:42:25,667 --> 00:42:28,876
But I do know her bodyguard.
562
00:42:29,001 --> 00:42:30,626
Better than you think.
563
00:42:31,751 --> 00:42:33,917
Thanks. I'll tell him.
564
00:42:35,126 --> 00:42:38,167
Wicked Chicken only collected
one person at the airport.
565
00:42:38,292 --> 00:42:39,917
Weren't you bringing four?
566
00:42:40,042 --> 00:42:44,376
Uhm... I'll get it sorted.
I'll make a call.
567
00:42:44,501 --> 00:42:48,042
Something must have gone wrong.
568
00:42:48,167 --> 00:42:51,459
Maybe they were hungry
and went shopping. That must be it.
569
00:42:51,584 --> 00:42:55,584
When you fly economy,
they barely feed you.
570
00:42:56,876 --> 00:43:00,084
I wouldn't know,
because I always fly business.
571
00:43:00,209 --> 00:43:03,417
But people who fly economy
always tell me...
572
00:43:03,542 --> 00:43:06,251
that they barely get any food.
573
00:43:34,834 --> 00:43:39,251
Welcome, Mr Florentina,
in the building.
574
00:43:39,376 --> 00:43:42,001
Who's in the building? Florentina.
575
00:43:43,542 --> 00:43:45,876
What's up, New York?
576
00:43:58,417 --> 00:44:00,959
I'm coming, I'm coming. I was just...
577
00:44:03,584 --> 00:44:07,126
I mean, hey. Hey, Zoë.
578
00:44:07,251 --> 00:44:09,959
I was just lathering on some soap.
579
00:44:10,084 --> 00:44:13,542
I came to say they're expecting
us tonight. In the Sky Bar.
580
00:44:13,667 --> 00:44:15,459
The Sky Bar?
581
00:44:15,584 --> 00:44:18,626
Colonel Parker invited us for drinks
at his hotel.
582
00:44:18,751 --> 00:44:22,584
Oh! I mean, nice. Okay.
583
00:44:22,709 --> 00:44:24,959
Would you have preferred
a pool party?
584
00:44:25,084 --> 00:44:27,001
No, no pool party.
585
00:44:27,126 --> 00:44:29,667
I'll see you later.
- Yeah, see you.
586
00:44:35,459 --> 00:44:38,292
Pardon me. Move aside.
587
00:44:38,417 --> 00:44:41,334
Gargamel, out of my way.
Scoot, ma'am.
588
00:44:41,459 --> 00:44:44,126
You've had more than your share.
589
00:44:44,251 --> 00:44:47,917
Right. People always say you have
to mind your weight.
590
00:44:48,042 --> 00:44:52,459
That's why I only take
small portions. Not too much.
591
00:44:52,584 --> 00:44:56,709
Watch out. Hey, you.
Own people first.
592
00:44:56,834 --> 00:45:00,376
Hey ladies, why so hostile?
593
00:45:00,501 --> 00:45:04,001
What's your problem?
I'll get it sorted.
594
00:45:04,126 --> 00:45:08,126
You're not sorting shit. Get your
face out of here, you wankhammer.
595
00:45:08,251 --> 00:45:13,959
Is that right? You know what?
We should blow off some steam.
596
00:45:14,084 --> 00:45:19,126
This black choo choo train
is on a roll.
597
00:45:19,251 --> 00:45:21,792
Ready to plough your track.
598
00:45:21,917 --> 00:45:26,792
Pull my lever
and I'll change track, too.
599
00:45:26,917 --> 00:45:33,501
Tell me, which of you lovely ladies
would like to board first?
600
00:45:33,626 --> 00:45:37,292
Hey Stevie Wonder, we're trying
to get some grub here...
601
00:45:37,417 --> 00:45:39,959
and your nattering
is a big distraction.
602
00:45:40,084 --> 00:45:45,334
Ay ay ay, ladies. I understand
your disappointment.
603
00:45:45,459 --> 00:45:49,167
The sausages here are very much
on the small side
604
00:45:49,292 --> 00:45:54,459
But if you follow me down
to room 112...
605
00:45:54,584 --> 00:45:57,376
you'll find a very different kind
of buffet.
606
00:45:57,501 --> 00:46:02,126
With much fatter and juicier
sausages, if you know what I mean.
607
00:46:02,251 --> 00:46:06,334
Let's go. I've lost my appetite.
- That's a shame.
608
00:46:06,459 --> 00:46:08,917
No chugga-chugga. What a pity.
609
00:46:33,001 --> 00:46:35,834
Judeska, you'll never get in.
610
00:46:35,959 --> 00:46:38,876
They might even call
the FBI or the CIA.
611
00:46:39,001 --> 00:46:40,542
Or the NBA?
612
00:46:41,501 --> 00:46:45,001
Bingo. There he is.
613
00:46:45,126 --> 00:46:48,042
He's going to let us in. I know it.
614
00:46:50,376 --> 00:46:52,876
Guys, the cases. Let's go.
615
00:47:10,542 --> 00:47:14,792
Isn't this a wonderful place?
- Yes, it's amazing.
616
00:47:16,084 --> 00:47:19,834
Are you ready to meet one
of the richest men in America?
617
00:47:19,959 --> 00:47:22,209
Colonel Parker.
618
00:47:50,584 --> 00:47:52,376
Your name.
619
00:48:20,042 --> 00:48:21,834
Move aside. Come on.
620
00:48:21,959 --> 00:48:24,001
Julius!
621
00:48:24,126 --> 00:48:25,917
I'm here for Julius.
622
00:48:26,042 --> 00:48:29,376
Julius, talk to Kung Fu Panda here.
He won't let me in.
623
00:48:29,501 --> 00:48:33,709
What are you doing here? I have
a restraining order against you.
624
00:48:33,834 --> 00:48:38,709
Hello, that was the Netherlands.
We're in New York now.
625
00:48:38,834 --> 00:48:41,542
You should be saying,
'Hello, how are you, Judeska?'
626
00:48:41,667 --> 00:48:43,751
Julius? What's going on?
627
00:48:43,876 --> 00:48:47,292
Judeska, pleased to meet you.
Holland's next top model.
628
00:48:47,417 --> 00:48:50,251
Are you in plus sizes?
I've not seen you around.
629
00:48:50,376 --> 00:48:54,542
Julius has seen me loads of times.
On film. Loads.
630
00:48:54,667 --> 00:49:00,042
Films I still have. So let me in.
- Absolutely not.
631
00:49:00,167 --> 00:49:04,084
Okay, then I'll put everything
on Instagram Stories.
632
00:49:04,209 --> 00:49:08,209
And I mean everything.
So go on inside. Just go.
633
00:49:11,792 --> 00:49:13,459
I'll get in anyhow.
634
00:49:36,959 --> 00:49:38,667
You mean bread.
635
00:49:38,792 --> 00:49:42,292
He's talking about our rolls.
About bread.
636
00:49:42,417 --> 00:49:45,959
We use rolls and we cut them
down the middle.
637
00:49:51,042 --> 00:49:53,417
He means: What kind
of chickens do you use?
638
00:49:53,542 --> 00:49:57,001
What kind of chickens do you breed?
- Oh.
639
00:50:17,709 --> 00:50:19,417
I'll explain.
640
00:50:25,334 --> 00:50:28,834
No, Daniel knows something is amiss.
641
00:50:28,959 --> 00:50:33,042
Bro, I can see it in his eyes.
How he looks at me. What do I do?
642
00:50:33,167 --> 00:50:36,251
When do you sign the contract?
- Tomorrow.
643
00:50:36,376 --> 00:50:41,334
I'm going to tell Zoë the truth.
- No, don't. You'll lose her for sure.
644
00:50:41,459 --> 00:50:46,001
Then what do I do? What?
- No worries, bro. I'll come to you.
645
00:50:46,126 --> 00:50:51,001
It's time for Norwin, Norwin and Norwin
to come pay a visit.
646
00:50:59,709 --> 00:51:02,167
I already told you, Mr CSI.
647
00:51:02,292 --> 00:51:06,459
A very nice guy let me in
through the backdoor.
648
00:51:06,584 --> 00:51:10,376
Madam, you have to get out of here.
- Shut up. Vexatious!
649
00:51:13,917 --> 00:51:16,334
Everybody was super nice.
650
00:51:20,876 --> 00:51:24,834
Wouldn't you like to know,
detective Nick?
651
00:51:24,959 --> 00:51:27,334
With your giant...
652
00:51:38,751 --> 00:51:41,667
Everybody loved Judeska.
653
00:51:53,001 --> 00:51:56,292
Yes, I am. But Robin was jealous.
654
00:52:03,751 --> 00:52:08,376
Listen. You wanna know the truth,
Dirty Nick?
655
00:52:09,417 --> 00:52:13,376
Everyone, literally everyone,
wants to taste these juicy lips.
656
00:52:18,959 --> 00:52:20,501
Are you sure?
657
00:52:20,626 --> 00:52:22,667
You don't want more?
- No, I don't.
658
00:52:22,792 --> 00:52:24,501
Are you sure?
- Very sure.
659
00:52:24,626 --> 00:52:28,626
Do you guys know stomach speaker?
660
00:52:30,584 --> 00:52:32,126
Help.
661
00:52:32,251 --> 00:52:36,126
Nice piece of ass.
- I could be your mother, you idiot.
662
00:52:37,376 --> 00:52:43,459
You can stop making friends.
Let them go. We're off.
663
00:52:43,584 --> 00:52:46,459
Call me, detective Nick.
664
00:52:56,167 --> 00:52:58,667
Oh, what's keeping them?
665
00:52:58,792 --> 00:53:01,751
Oh, I'm so nervous, I can't stand it.
666
00:53:01,876 --> 00:53:03,709
That'll be them now.
667
00:53:03,834 --> 00:53:05,834
Oh, come on. Handle it.
668
00:53:05,959 --> 00:53:09,042
Hello, what kept you so long?
669
00:53:09,167 --> 00:53:12,126
You almost ruined my American Dream.
670
00:53:12,251 --> 00:53:16,751
We're starting. Get changed.
Chop, chop. Inside, quick.
671
00:53:23,876 --> 00:53:25,334
Hey.
- Hey.
672
00:53:25,459 --> 00:53:29,376
I've come to go over things once more
before our the meeting.
673
00:53:29,501 --> 00:53:32,876
Okay. Here, you mean?
- Yes.
674
00:53:33,876 --> 00:53:35,542
Okay. Fine.
675
00:53:37,834 --> 00:53:41,834
Uhm... Zoë, I...
- Here. The draft contract.
676
00:53:41,959 --> 00:53:45,626
You haven't got it from me,
but they'll offer you two million.
677
00:53:45,751 --> 00:53:47,459
Two million?
678
00:53:47,584 --> 00:53:51,792
I thought it was a bit meagre.
Daniel says they'll go up to four.
679
00:53:51,917 --> 00:53:53,959
Four million?
- Too little?
680
00:53:57,251 --> 00:53:59,501
Zoë, I have a confession to make.
681
00:54:01,751 --> 00:54:03,334
I...
- I like you, too.
682
00:54:05,792 --> 00:54:07,959
A lot. Too much.
683
00:54:16,626 --> 00:54:20,209
Sorry, I shouldn't have.
You're a client.
684
00:54:22,292 --> 00:54:25,001
I can't fall in love with you.
- Love?
685
00:54:26,626 --> 00:54:28,876
Are you in love with me?
686
00:54:37,376 --> 00:54:39,167
But, Zoë...
- No, wait.
687
00:54:39,292 --> 00:54:43,709
Me first, or I'll lose my courage.
- Zoë, I have to tell you. I'm not...
688
00:54:43,834 --> 00:54:49,167
Good morning, big boss.
Are you ready to go? Hurry, hurry.
689
00:54:49,292 --> 00:54:50,959
Sorry, where to?
690
00:54:51,084 --> 00:54:55,542
Did you forget? A deal's a deal.
Small job.
691
00:54:55,667 --> 00:54:58,042
A job? We're meeting Wicked Chicken.
692
00:54:58,167 --> 00:55:00,959
Yes, I know. No worries.
I'll be back in time.
693
00:55:01,084 --> 00:55:03,709
Hello? Hurry.
- I'm coming.
694
00:55:07,042 --> 00:55:10,001
How long will this job take?
I need to talk to Zoë.
695
00:55:10,126 --> 00:55:12,167
As long as my arm.
So not so long.
696
00:55:12,292 --> 00:55:14,751
It'll be over in no time.
Pop, pop.
697
00:55:16,042 --> 00:55:18,751
Norwin.
- Robertico.
698
00:55:18,876 --> 00:55:22,292
How much are they offering you?
- Four million. Why?
699
00:55:22,417 --> 00:55:24,084
We'll ask for double that.
700
00:55:24,209 --> 00:55:26,834
Double that? And then what?
- Then what?
701
00:55:26,959 --> 00:55:32,459
Then they'll back out and you can
calmly tell Zoë what the deal is.
702
00:55:33,709 --> 00:55:37,126
Bro, I hope this works.
I'll see you at the signing.
703
00:55:37,251 --> 00:55:38,751
Yeah. Thanks, man.
704
00:55:42,959 --> 00:55:47,667
What are we doing here?
- You ready for business? Let's go.
705
00:56:10,251 --> 00:56:14,209
Look at him.
Completely brainstormed. Idiot.
706
00:56:14,334 --> 00:56:18,001
Oh, you see that cap?
I want that cap, I'll get that cap.
707
00:56:18,126 --> 00:56:22,209
You won't stop me getting that cap.
You won't ruin my reputation.
708
00:56:22,334 --> 00:56:25,917
I'll get that cap,
if it's the last thing I do.
709
00:56:35,292 --> 00:56:39,792
What's keeping that chicken farmer?
- I can't reach him.
710
00:56:39,917 --> 00:56:43,834
Maybe something happened?
Why don't we get started?
711
00:56:43,959 --> 00:56:46,959
I promised Parker to have
F.C. Kip's owner here.
712
00:56:47,084 --> 00:56:50,209
With his legal advisor.
I've seen neither.
713
00:56:50,334 --> 00:56:52,376
Without them, no deal.
714
00:56:52,501 --> 00:56:55,542
I thought you had it under control.
I was wrong.
715
00:57:09,209 --> 00:57:13,334
Robertico, are you ready
for the show?
716
00:57:13,459 --> 00:57:15,501
What exactly are we performing here?
717
00:57:15,626 --> 00:57:20,334
We're putting on a show
for the big boss.
718
00:57:21,626 --> 00:57:26,917
Yeah! Are you ready to rumble,
my brother? Let's go.
719
00:57:38,042 --> 00:57:42,126
That guy looks like me.
- He's black, too. No worries.
720
00:57:42,251 --> 00:57:45,792
Maybe he's family?
No time to stop now.
721
00:57:45,917 --> 00:57:49,001
Look here, a fantastic stage
awaits you.
722
00:57:56,876 --> 00:57:59,667
Oh, no. I'm leaving.
- You're staying.
723
00:57:59,792 --> 00:58:03,417
I gave you everything:
Business class ticket, a limo.
724
00:58:03,542 --> 00:58:04,959
All for free.
725
00:58:05,084 --> 00:58:06,667
See that guy over there?
726
00:58:06,792 --> 00:58:09,834
He'll shoot a free bullet
in your head.
727
00:58:09,959 --> 00:58:11,876
I never agreed to this.
728
00:58:12,001 --> 00:58:15,667
A deal is a deal.
Or do you have a death wish?
729
00:58:26,626 --> 00:58:31,334
I don't even know how to fight.
- Sure you do. You're Muhammad Ali.
730
00:59:05,417 --> 00:59:08,209
Eight million?
731
00:59:08,334 --> 00:59:11,792
Are those chicken burgers
studded with blood diamonds?
732
00:59:11,917 --> 00:59:12,917
No?
- No.
733
00:59:13,042 --> 00:59:14,292
Not interested?
734
01:00:01,292 --> 01:00:02,709
Daudi.
735
01:00:04,542 --> 01:00:07,459
Give him hell.
- He's Russian. Is he Russian?
736
01:00:07,584 --> 01:00:08,959
Bonjour.
737
01:00:27,542 --> 01:00:30,042
Hey Daudi, you must hit him.
738
01:00:30,167 --> 01:00:32,626
Hit him!
- Come on, let's go.
739
01:00:35,251 --> 01:00:36,626
Oww.
740
01:00:40,834 --> 01:00:43,292
I want out.
- No, you must keep going.
741
01:01:15,459 --> 01:01:19,376
Hi, I'm Zoë van Straalen. One of
the lawyers on the F.C. Kip deal.
742
01:01:19,501 --> 01:01:21,292
You're in New York, right?
743
01:01:21,417 --> 01:01:24,042
Currently, I'm in hell.
What do you want?
744
01:01:24,167 --> 01:01:28,292
Have you heard from your boss?
- I don't know who that is.
745
01:01:28,417 --> 01:01:32,334
If I find out, I'll stab him
in the neck. Twice. Vexatious.
746
01:01:32,459 --> 01:01:38,542
Surely you know the boss? Robertico
Florentina. That nice young man.
747
01:01:38,667 --> 01:01:43,709
The boss? Robertico? He's our
delivery boy. The boss? You wish.
748
01:01:43,834 --> 01:01:45,584
Your delivery boy?
749
01:02:55,001 --> 01:02:58,167
One hundred, two hundred,
three hundred...
750
01:02:59,751 --> 01:03:02,917
Hello, Auntie.
- Don't you 'hello, Auntie' me.
751
01:03:03,042 --> 01:03:05,959
I sure hope
you have good insurance.
752
01:03:06,084 --> 01:03:08,917
Next time I see you,
I'll break all your bones.
753
01:03:09,042 --> 01:03:11,084
Mr Bossman.
754
01:03:11,209 --> 01:03:14,376
Oh, and that lawyer girl
is looking for you. Loser.
755
01:03:38,584 --> 01:03:40,042
Zoë?
756
01:03:42,292 --> 01:03:44,292
Zoë?
757
01:03:44,417 --> 01:03:47,001
You're a delivery boy?
- No.
758
01:03:48,251 --> 01:03:49,584
Yes, I am.
759
01:03:49,709 --> 01:03:51,792
Why couldn't you have been honest?
760
01:03:52,959 --> 01:03:55,167
Zoë, I meant to tell you.
761
01:03:57,959 --> 01:04:00,376
I don't listen to liars.
762
01:04:00,501 --> 01:04:02,167
Zoë...
763
01:04:02,292 --> 01:04:04,251
Zoë?
764
01:04:08,459 --> 01:04:11,084
You're all fired.
- He grabbed me.
765
01:04:11,209 --> 01:04:14,459
Don't you touch my body, mister.
766
01:04:14,584 --> 01:04:16,001
Vexatious.
767
01:04:17,334 --> 01:04:19,751
Just wait till I...
- Stay calm.
768
01:04:19,876 --> 01:04:22,167
No worries. I'm cool.
769
01:04:26,459 --> 01:04:30,584
All my life I've had to fight.
770
01:04:30,709 --> 01:04:34,209
I've had to fight
in secondary school.
771
01:04:34,334 --> 01:04:37,501
I've had to fight in kindergarten.
772
01:04:37,626 --> 01:04:44,084
But I never thought I'd have to fight
in my own workplace.
773
01:04:44,209 --> 01:04:49,584
I will never forgive you lot
for what you did to me.
774
01:04:49,709 --> 01:04:52,042
Because of you,
I can no longer become...
775
01:04:52,167 --> 01:04:56,251
the manager
of the President's kitchen.
776
01:04:58,542 --> 01:05:03,042
Rajesh, you're giving me a headache.
We can do this ourselves, man.
777
01:05:03,167 --> 01:05:06,209
We always did it all at F.C. Kip.
778
01:05:06,334 --> 01:05:08,209
Orders? Did them ourselves.
779
01:05:08,334 --> 01:05:10,417
Administration? Did it ourselves.
780
01:05:10,542 --> 01:05:13,126
Cleaning? Did it our...
No, that was more you.
781
01:05:13,251 --> 01:05:14,542
But you get my point.
782
01:05:14,667 --> 01:05:18,626
We don't need Wicked Chicken.
Screw them.
783
01:05:18,751 --> 01:05:21,667
We're doing it ourselves.
Let's go home.
784
01:05:21,792 --> 01:05:25,126
Wait. Are you trying to say
that I, Rajesh...
785
01:05:25,251 --> 01:05:28,042
may become kitchen manager
somewhere?
786
01:05:28,167 --> 01:05:30,709
What? With that face?
Not a chance.
787
01:05:31,626 --> 01:05:35,209
Kofi, give me my tablets.
788
01:05:37,917 --> 01:05:41,459
I hope there's some cash left,
because I want to play.
789
01:05:41,584 --> 01:05:46,334
What's up today?
- This table is by invitation only.
790
01:05:46,459 --> 01:05:48,501
Please find another one.
791
01:05:48,626 --> 01:05:52,626
Leave me the flippin' hell alone,
Ebola face.
792
01:05:52,751 --> 01:05:54,709
By invitation? Rubbish.
793
01:05:54,834 --> 01:05:58,917
If I want to sit next to the captain,
I will sit next to the captain.
794
01:05:59,042 --> 01:06:02,251
It's my Dutch human right.
Bugger off.
795
01:06:02,376 --> 01:06:05,667
Ma'am.
- That's no way to treat our guests.
796
01:06:05,792 --> 01:06:08,709
Piss off. With your fuckface.
797
01:06:08,834 --> 01:06:10,251
Ma'am?
- Yes, what?
798
01:06:10,376 --> 01:06:13,251
On behalf of myself
and my entire staff...
799
01:06:13,376 --> 01:06:17,084
I offer you sincere apologies
for how you've been treated.
800
01:06:17,209 --> 01:06:20,251
See? They are able to think.
801
01:06:20,376 --> 01:06:22,959
I'm finally getting what I deserve.
802
01:06:23,084 --> 01:06:26,709
There you go.
This fully reimburses you.
803
01:06:26,834 --> 01:06:29,292
What's this?
- For your scratch card.
804
01:06:30,501 --> 01:06:33,667
What... What scratch card?
805
01:06:33,792 --> 01:06:37,084
The scratch card
that won you this entire trip.
806
01:06:37,209 --> 01:06:39,542
You nasty piece of work.
807
01:06:39,667 --> 01:06:42,792
So you paid for nothing.
You won it all.
808
01:06:42,917 --> 01:06:45,584
Neighbour, listen.
809
01:06:45,709 --> 01:06:48,376
Neighbour, they're lying.
They're lying.
810
01:06:48,501 --> 01:06:51,251
They're pirates. They...
811
01:06:51,376 --> 01:06:54,626
I... I had...
812
01:07:09,959 --> 01:07:12,251
I'm sorry, Daniel.
813
01:07:12,376 --> 01:07:14,042
For what?
814
01:07:15,459 --> 01:07:17,584
That the deal's now off.
815
01:07:20,251 --> 01:07:23,626
That I jeopardised our partnership.
816
01:07:23,751 --> 01:07:27,376
I really developed a blind spot.
So stupid.
817
01:07:30,667 --> 01:07:34,167
As far as I'm concerned,
you can still become partner.
818
01:07:36,042 --> 01:07:40,542
I'd planned a short stay on Curaçao
after signing the contract.
819
01:07:40,667 --> 01:07:44,917
Might be good for us: A few days
rest before we go back to work.
820
01:07:45,042 --> 01:07:49,001
We can discuss your partnership
there. What do you say?
821
01:07:50,292 --> 01:07:53,542
Enjoying the weather, the food.
Some swimming.
822
01:07:53,667 --> 01:07:57,667
Coming back to yourself.
How does that sound?
823
01:08:06,834 --> 01:08:10,084
Hey Zoë, I want to explain.
824
01:08:13,626 --> 01:08:16,376
Two years ago,
the love of my life left me.
825
01:08:16,501 --> 01:08:20,001
For two years,
I went through life as a zombie.
826
01:08:20,126 --> 01:08:24,417
I was lost. Delivering chicken?
I didn't care what I did.
827
01:08:24,542 --> 01:08:29,084
All that changed when you walked in
and left your papers.
828
01:08:30,084 --> 01:08:35,459
I saw you and I thought: I have
just one chance to impress her.
829
01:08:35,584 --> 01:08:37,917
And I ruined it by lying.
830
01:08:38,959 --> 01:08:41,667
By pretending to be someone I'm not.
831
01:08:43,042 --> 01:08:46,459
I really wanted to own up,
but things kept getting in the way.
832
01:08:47,959 --> 01:08:49,917
Maybe I just didn't dare.
833
01:08:51,126 --> 01:08:53,501
I can't tell you how sorry I am.
834
01:08:53,626 --> 01:08:58,042
I hope that, in spite of everything,
when we see each other, we can talk.
835
01:08:58,167 --> 01:09:00,542
That you'll give me a second chance.
836
01:09:00,667 --> 01:09:04,751
Maybe you won't even hear this,
but if you do: I'm sorry.
837
01:09:04,876 --> 01:09:07,459
Here. Still working?
838
01:09:08,334 --> 01:09:09,792
Just my messages.
839
01:09:14,792 --> 01:09:18,126
I think you would do well
to just be rid of that phone.
840
01:09:18,251 --> 01:09:20,626
To enjoy the here and now.
841
01:09:20,751 --> 01:09:24,042
The view, the sunshine,
your cocktail.
842
01:09:26,417 --> 01:09:28,001
To us.
843
01:09:47,251 --> 01:09:48,667
Oh, no.
844
01:09:49,834 --> 01:09:54,501
Oh, Ram Ram.
We've all been fired.
845
01:09:54,626 --> 01:09:58,751
Because we all left.
We're all bankrupt now.
846
01:09:58,876 --> 01:10:00,542
This wasn't mean to happen.
847
01:10:00,667 --> 01:10:04,667
Shiva, why did I have to
lose this, too?
848
01:10:06,584 --> 01:10:12,459
Who do you think you are?
Thinking you can boss me around.
849
01:10:12,584 --> 01:10:14,917
Thinking you can boss me around?
850
01:10:15,042 --> 01:10:18,417
You're so lucky we're family.
851
01:10:18,542 --> 01:10:22,417
Else I would have stabbed you
in the neck 17 times. At least.
852
01:10:22,542 --> 01:10:24,792
I was trying to impress her.
853
01:10:24,917 --> 01:10:27,542
I swear, I knew you were retarded.
854
01:10:27,667 --> 01:10:31,917
But I honestly think only abortion
can save you now.
855
01:10:32,042 --> 01:10:36,542
Hey, listen to me.
You should always choose love.
856
01:10:36,667 --> 01:10:40,167
Amidar Badjar always
chooses love in his films.
857
01:10:40,292 --> 01:10:42,417
I can still hear him sing.
858
01:10:51,042 --> 01:10:54,209
Oh bugger off, Chimichurri.
859
01:11:29,334 --> 01:11:32,667
Listen, about proposing you
as a partner...
860
01:11:32,792 --> 01:11:35,751
Yes. How will we go about that?
861
01:11:35,876 --> 01:11:40,084
Well, of course you messed up badly
with that Wicked Chicken deal.
862
01:11:41,042 --> 01:11:44,626
I'm not sure I can retain them
as a client. So...
863
01:11:45,667 --> 01:11:47,084
So, what?
864
01:11:47,209 --> 01:11:52,709
So, Zoë, I figured you'd understand
that I won't simply make you partner.
865
01:11:57,459 --> 01:12:00,042
You can make it up to me.
866
01:12:00,959 --> 01:12:04,542
By doing me some favours,
with that pretty face of yours.
867
01:12:19,834 --> 01:12:21,209
It's Zoë.
868
01:12:21,334 --> 01:12:24,709
Robertico, you must help me.
I'm on Curaçao.
869
01:12:24,834 --> 01:12:26,917
What are you doing on Curaçao?
870
01:12:27,042 --> 01:12:30,084
I went with Daniel,
but he's acting super creepy.
871
01:12:31,417 --> 01:12:33,917
Hang up the phone.
872
01:12:34,042 --> 01:12:35,834
Zoë...?
873
01:12:35,959 --> 01:12:38,042
Zoë?
874
01:12:38,167 --> 01:12:41,126
Zoë, what the...
875
01:12:41,251 --> 01:12:43,292
My phone's almost dead.
876
01:12:45,084 --> 01:12:46,584
Zoë!
877
01:12:52,834 --> 01:12:57,542
Hey, little lady.
I've got a job for you.
878
01:13:05,792 --> 01:13:09,334
Zoë's on Curaçao. Daniel kidnapped
her. I must go save her.
879
01:13:09,459 --> 01:13:12,084
Can one of you lend me money
for a ticket?
880
01:13:12,209 --> 01:13:17,251
Just you wait. I'll call the bank.
We need to look out for each other.
881
01:13:17,376 --> 01:13:20,126
Hello? Yes. Judeska speaking.
882
01:13:20,251 --> 01:13:21,959
I have them on the phone now.
883
01:13:22,084 --> 01:13:26,001
I'd like to withdraw 100,000 euros
from my account.
884
01:13:26,126 --> 01:13:28,001
What?
885
01:13:28,126 --> 01:13:31,709
They're saying it's gone.
Because I was fired.
886
01:13:32,667 --> 01:13:35,084
With your grave digger face.
887
01:13:38,042 --> 01:13:43,626
Ping Ping's here. But oh my,
why are you looking so sad?
888
01:13:43,751 --> 01:13:47,626
Did someone die?
Erectile problems?
889
01:13:47,751 --> 01:13:50,417
Ping Ping, listen.
Daniel kidnapped Zoë.
890
01:13:50,542 --> 01:13:54,334
I must go to Curaçao. Can I please
borrow money for a ticket?
891
01:13:54,459 --> 01:13:57,834
You want to borrow money
from Ping Ping? For a ticket?
892
01:13:58,751 --> 01:14:00,959
I'll give you a plane.
- A plane?
893
01:14:01,084 --> 01:14:04,167
A plane. Ping Ping Airlines.
894
01:14:07,042 --> 01:14:09,126
Ping Ping?
- What's up?
895
01:14:09,251 --> 01:14:12,751
How much did you bet on me?
- How much money?
896
01:14:12,876 --> 01:14:18,376
I put all my money on you losing.
So I won big time.
897
01:14:18,501 --> 01:14:20,834
How could you be so sure I'd lose?
898
01:14:20,959 --> 01:14:25,834
Robertico, you are so funny, my man.
You should be in comedy.
899
01:14:27,167 --> 01:14:29,251
Okay, ladies and gentlemen.
900
01:14:29,376 --> 01:14:32,709
30 seconds till jumping time.
901
01:14:42,042 --> 01:14:44,709
Okay babies, are you ready to fly?
902
01:14:44,834 --> 01:14:50,626
I'm the man up in this piece!
I run this shit. You just live here.
903
01:14:50,751 --> 01:14:54,542
King Kong ain't got shit on me.
- Oh no, Nolti.
904
01:14:54,667 --> 01:14:59,334
Don't so this, Nolti.
- I'm winning anyway!
905
01:14:59,459 --> 01:15:01,751
Curaçao, here we come.
906
01:15:05,251 --> 01:15:08,501
If I jump, I might end up
on the wrong border.
907
01:15:08,626 --> 01:15:11,709
You're not getting any uglier. Jump!
908
01:16:40,126 --> 01:16:41,917
Come to Daddy.
909
01:16:54,501 --> 01:16:59,626
Oh, flippin' bloody hell. My back.
My back.
910
01:17:01,334 --> 01:17:05,834
We'll flatten you.
You're going down.
911
01:17:07,751 --> 01:17:10,417
Ping Ping, how did you manage this?
912
01:17:11,709 --> 01:17:14,334
There's nothing I can't do,
my friend.
913
01:17:16,584 --> 01:17:19,417
Auntie!
- Speed it up, Robertico.
914
01:17:19,542 --> 01:17:21,459
We're going to get him.
915
01:17:22,959 --> 01:17:25,667
You guys always get me into trouble.
916
01:17:41,959 --> 01:17:44,251
Everyone's mother!
917
01:17:46,417 --> 01:17:48,584
I'm taking you out, dumdum.
918
01:17:48,709 --> 01:17:51,084
Oh, don't shoot.
919
01:17:51,209 --> 01:17:53,167
I'll shoot you to pieces.
920
01:18:00,334 --> 01:18:02,751
Hey, anyone know
how this thing works?
921
01:18:02,876 --> 01:18:04,792
Don't, Nolti. It's dangerous.
922
01:18:04,917 --> 01:18:08,001
Guys, shouldn't we
tone it down a little?
923
01:18:15,209 --> 01:18:18,417
My ear is ringing.
I can't hear a thing.
924
01:18:18,542 --> 01:18:23,292
Noooooo! Zoë!
925
01:18:24,209 --> 01:18:27,626
I'm so sorry, darling.
Zoë, why?
926
01:18:28,584 --> 01:18:33,251
Robertico.
- I can hear her in my head.
927
01:18:33,376 --> 01:18:35,792
Robertico, I'm right behind you.
928
01:18:35,917 --> 01:18:41,459
I'm right behind you, too.
I will always have your back.
929
01:18:41,584 --> 01:18:46,167
For ever?
- For ever and ever, Zoë.
930
01:18:46,292 --> 01:18:49,251
Couldn't you have said so sooner?
931
01:18:50,584 --> 01:18:52,584
Zoë! What...?
932
01:18:54,876 --> 01:18:56,417
Guys! Zoë!
933
01:19:00,292 --> 01:19:01,751
Zoë!
934
01:19:03,334 --> 01:19:04,792
You're alive.
935
01:19:20,292 --> 01:19:22,084
Look, there goes Daniel.
936
01:19:23,501 --> 01:19:26,959
No, please. Help me.
937
01:19:27,084 --> 01:19:29,167
Now he really is mine.
938
01:19:30,292 --> 01:19:32,584
Help.
- What was that?
939
01:19:32,709 --> 01:19:34,626
You want help?
940
01:19:34,751 --> 01:19:38,001
Please, I'll do anything.
I'll make you rich.
941
01:19:38,126 --> 01:19:41,167
Anything you want.
You can be rid of those losers.
942
01:19:41,292 --> 01:19:44,917
What did you say? What?
I'll help you.
943
01:19:45,042 --> 01:19:48,542
Because those losers
happen to be my losers.
944
01:19:49,417 --> 01:19:52,917
Vexatious. Fuckface.
945
01:19:54,001 --> 01:19:57,292
two months later
946
01:20:01,417 --> 01:20:04,876
I'm not singing, but I've got
something else for you.
947
01:20:05,001 --> 01:20:07,292
People, today's the day.
948
01:20:07,417 --> 01:20:13,792
Today is the day
we officially became our own bosses.
949
01:20:13,917 --> 01:20:16,042
For real! I can hardly believe it.
950
01:20:16,167 --> 01:20:19,667
Kofi, Nolti, Robertico.
951
01:20:19,792 --> 01:20:22,084
Rajesh. Where's Rajesh?
- I'm right here.
952
01:20:22,209 --> 01:20:24,667
We are our own bosses.
953
01:20:24,792 --> 01:20:27,501
Also thanks to
our financier Ping Ping.
954
01:20:27,626 --> 01:20:32,501
I'm so emotional.
F.C. Kip Curaçao is a fact.
955
01:20:38,292 --> 01:20:41,084
Robertico, are you integrating
here, too?
956
01:20:41,209 --> 01:20:43,751
Sure. We all need to learn
Papiamento.
957
01:20:51,209 --> 01:20:52,626
Rajesh.
958
01:20:52,751 --> 01:20:56,834
From today,
you are our floor manager.
959
01:21:01,876 --> 01:21:04,751
I can feel it.
960
01:21:04,876 --> 01:21:07,584
I can feel the power of the red cap.
961
01:24:27,209 --> 01:24:30,792
You're a plumber, right?
- Sure am, lady.
962
01:24:30,917 --> 01:24:33,751
I have a leaky pipe.
963
01:24:33,876 --> 01:24:37,292
No worries, I'll plug it up for you.